The Curious Case of Austin's Dad: A Rollercoaster Ride from Jail to Just Jailbait (Almost)
Ah, Ginny and Georgia. The mother-daughter duo with more secrets than a squirrel with a nut hoard the size of Texas. But amongst all the drama, one question lingered throughout season 1: what exactly happened to Austin's dad? Buckle up, because this is a story wilder than a toddler loose in a candy store.
Who is this elusive dad, you ask? Well, according to Georgia, he's a scoundrel named Gil, currently chilling in the slammer for embezzlement. Austin, bless his heart, believes his dad's a hotshot magician locked away in Azkaban (don't worry, Harry Potter isn't involved, though the parallels are getting creepy).
Hold on, embezzlement? Did Georgia frame the poor guy? That's the juicy part! We never meet Gil in season 1, so Georgia's the only source of info. And let's just say, her trustworthiness is about as reliable as a used car salesman with a comb-over.
Season 2 blows the lid off this mystery (and boy, does it blow!). Turns out, Gil gets released and rolls up to Austin's school like a bad penny. Surprise! He's not exactly reformed. In fact, he turns out to be a manipulative jerkwaffle who blackmails Georgia and gets all kinds of violent.
Enter Austin, the hero we never knew we needed. In a shocking turn of events, Austin shoots Gil (in the arm, thankfully) to protect his mom. Talk about a dysfunctional family reunion!
So, what's the final verdict on Gil? Well, he's likely back in jail, minus a bullet and hopefully with a newfound appreciation for good manners (and staying away from Georgia).
As for Georgia and the fam? They pack their bags and hit the road, leaving Wellsbury in a cloud of dust (and unanswered questions). But hey, at least they're together, right? Right?
FAQ: Unsolved Mysteries of Austin's Dad
How to deal with a manipulative ex? Easy! Just move across the country, several times. (Not recommended by relationship experts everywhere).
How to raise a well-adjusted child with a criminal past? Blend in with a picture-perfect town and hope for the best. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't work).
How to avoid getting caught for your past crimes? Apparently, the answer is not "don't commit crimes in the first place."
How to ensure your teenage son has a healthy relationship with his father? Introduce him via surprise school visit and then immediately get shot. (Please don't try this at home).
How to find out what REALLY happened to Austin's dad? Tune in for season 3, folks! We're all waiting with bated breath (and a healthy dose of popcorn).
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